- Hey there, indie booksellers! Craig says, "evolve or diiiiiiiiiieee!!!11!!" .
- Speaking of icky politicians, Anthony Weiner is being his normal jag-ey self, and his communications director is... like, communicating? I think that's like, what she like, thought she was like, doing. Like, you know?
- Do you wish that you had missed Friendship Day like I wished I had missed Friendship Day? No? Oh, well here's some stupid shit you can do for your stupid friends.
THE MEDIA, IT IS A-CHANGIN'
- NBC's entertainment chairman appears to be a raving lunatic. Oh, Hollywood!
- Meanwhile, CBS doesn't want you to miss out on viewing their precious advertisements. Oh, Hollywood!
- And lastly, teh Intarwebz gets a sliver of Emmy love at the expense of the aforementioned idiot broadcast networks. Oh, Hollywood!
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- Can We Get Off of Male Genitalia... WOAH!
- The Againisode
- Jerk Daaaad!