Glassholes soon to be everywhere. Oh, it's still $1500?!? Never mind.
Plush herpes, anyone? Anyone?
Let's hope this horse has been vaccinated against being beaten to death.
Porn piracy! Well, I never...
The London highrise that melts cars is getting its own sunglasses.
Look, it's Batfleck!
Get your Goonies playing cards while they're hot!
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- The McLobster Roll was Fabulous
- Just Like Chicagoans
- Pop-O-Matic Vampire
- Trophy Depot