Michelle joins Jim who joins Craig who joins Mike for a discussion about Arrested Development, Brett Ratner's "Hercules", how to lose weight while watching movies, cosplay & consent at cons, and the delightfully craptastic cameo-gasm that was Sharknado 2!

O Captain, my Captain. RIP.

NEWS

Arrested Development season 5? Why, yes. Oops.

If douchey Brett Ratner's Hercules isn't really Hercules, then is it really bad? Does it even exist…?

If you don't know that he's your half brother, is it really incest? Yes, yes it is. Now go dunk yourself in hot bleach.

I always knew being a couch potato counted as an activity! Eff you, Dr. Smartypants.

Did you know that creepy nerds like to harass women in costume? Were you aware that these "men" need to be told not to do such things? Grow the fuck up, people. You're adults, act like it. Good lord.

Still haven't seen Sharknado 2? Don't worry, it'll be rerun a thousand times in the next month.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Snarknado 2
Killer Puns
Psychotic Hit Rat
Ten Miles of Bad Road
Sufficiently Minor Wisconsin Geography