This week Lisa returns to mix it up with news about Punky Brewster, Alzheimer's, creepy Japanese translators, creepy Shia LeBeouf, Death House, dead wives, & apple protecting your shizz. Plus, Lisa dishes on nerdy parties & UFO sightings up in Illinoise!
Honey, I think your tub is getting longer...
In news that surprises no one, Alzheimer's can be transmitted through transplants of brain tissue.
Wearable universal translator: good product idea, creepy marketing strategy.
In news that should surprise no one: Shia LeBeouf is still cuckoo-bananas.
24 hours in an elevator here, 43 days on hold there...
New horror flick Death House will have all the old horror actors you could ask for. Also, all the death, in a house.
Who says marriage and murder don't mix? The ambiguously moral hitmen this dude hired, that's who.
Speaking of dead people, Bernie's playing poker! And he's probably winning. Hey, whatever happened to Andrew McCarthy and that other guy...?
Apple is being good, the government is being bad. What else do you need to know, really?
Click here to find out where you can see UFOs in your area. And click here to find out when you can see a certain identified flying (orbiting? is there a difference in this context?) object over your house.
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- Taking Alzheimer's Back
- Yay Penis