This week Andy returns to talk porn & nerds (not) in NC, robot ScarJo, bathroom germs, Pastafarians, metal foam, Jack Shephard's granny, and Game of Thrones, celebrity, & science news about penii. Also, Mike disses DRM and Craig hates on bad Kickstarters!
Toy guns used to look like real guns, so it was only natural that this happened. Some consider guns to be phallic symbols, btw. #It'sAPenis
Are you "excited" for Game of Thrones? #FreeThePenis
XHamster "shuts down" (read: "inconveniences") North Carolina online porn enthusiasts over crappy law. Don't they realize that those lawmakers don't want anyone "spilling their seed" either? Played right into their hands (so to speak). #StopThePenis
John Cusack's stalker wants to curse his penis, presumably because she can't have access to it. #CurseThePenis
A Chinese man built an extremely life-like robot of Scarlett Johansson. #LonelyPenis #RoneryPenis
In Obvious Study Findings News™, women prefer large penii, second only to a man's hot torso. It's about time the torso got top billing. #ObviousPenis
All you circumcised dudes who are wondering if you're missing anything? You're not. Just infections and/or something else to clean. #PenisEquality
Dyson hand dryers spread more germs than the regular hand dryers that you're not supposed to use, and the paper towels that you're not supposed to use. Next up: a study to determine how many germs you get wiping your wet hands on your shirt. #WhereCanIStickThis?
New Zealanders become the first to be married at a Pastafarian wedding. Or in Kiwi: A "Pastafeerian weeding". #Noodle
Composite metal foam stops bullets. #It'sAPenis
Grandma got herself lost in the mountains, walking home from our house Christmas Eve... #MaybeHerDogHadAPenis?
And for your viewing pleasure, it's Mitchell and Webb's "Are We the Baddies?". #NazisAreDicks
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- Johnny Tomatto's Tarmacqeria
- Candy Everybody Wants Game of Thrones
- Harrison Ford, Anne Heche, and Jesus
- The Penisode