This week Matthew returns to celebrate the completion of the Murders & Acquisitions Kickstarter campaign and talk Deadpool, dead celebrities, the Death Star, Space X, dumpster fires, death by chocolate, and Canajian car accidents. Merry Christmas!

Deadpool has been nominated for two Golden Globes, best breast joke and best testicle joke.

RIP Alan Thicke. Merry Canajian Christmas.

Death Star mechanical engineer (fixed that for you) explains why you can't design for space wizards. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Larry.

Space X delays first flight with actual people, presumably to fix the exploding rocket problems.

Yule Dumpster Fire. You're welcome, and Merry Christmas.

This was a long way to go for a bad Willy Wonka joke, and tasteless to boot! Merry Russian Christmas.

Amazon made its first drone delivery to a customer. Who do they think they are, Santa Claus?!? Happy Festivus.

This is what being nice gets you. Let Prince Edward Island's drivers be a lesson to us all. Bahhumbug, eh!

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Adequate
Unpresidented Sniglets
Not a Coffee Snob, But...
The Little House on the Prairie of Canada