This week Dave returns to talk Amazon in your car, Vampire not Jyhad, Bacon-free Syfy, and million dollar fajitas. Also: Dave reviews Lost in Space, Craig gets ready for Infinity War, both attend ConGlomeration, and everyone answers a Kevin Question!

Amazon... get out of my house, get into my car.

Get your card-based Vampire on again!

How is Kevin Bacon's Tremors TV pilot not a gimme for any network?

Fifty years in prison for a million in fajitas... that's a Johnny Cash song, right?

This week's alternate episode titles were:

And Then I Found Five Dollars
No Gross, Bacon!
A Gritty Reboot