This week Matthew and Michael return to talk whiskey, flamethrowers, iPhones, Formula 1, and Burnt Hair. Also: Mike tries to make sense of Star Wars canon, then Michael & Matthew make fun of Mike's story before saying very nice things. Happy 500 everyone!

For the record, the thing we hit is the cymbal. NOT Mr. McGibblets. What’s wrong with you?

Flamethrower for your bunghole? Mmm-hmm, heh.

iPhone Mini sales weren’t that bad after all, eh Mr. Cook?

Verstappen started out not-Vergoin’, but due to chicanery involving éclairs, he is now un-Verstappen-able. Or something.

Everything is official Star Wars canon now.

Burnt Hair, sadly sold out :(

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

Still Rock Hard
What’s in the Bag?
The Thing About Stubborn Persistence…
Sorry About the Chair
Putting the Ass in AssBurgers
Swifter McGibblets
Two Hands and a Fighting Chance
DeathStarSpace
Please be Eighteen…
Trainwrecks are Entertaining
Toledo Tolado Encyclopaedia