This week Larry returns to talk Uber Hourly, extra kitty face, and accidental broom handle bondage. Plus: Larry tells a joke, Mike maps out dirty town names, Craig fast-forwards through TV history, and Kevin asks a Question about Total Recall!

Can I call my Uber driver Alfred or Jeeves?

Try new Janus brand Biscuits and Gravy (expires 4 days after purchase)!

But I didn’t order the domination.

Sadly, there is no Pound Town.

American Idol crushes a decade.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

Attending Con Cave or Con Vex
One of the Longer Ones
Purple Veins
Splunging in Poundtown
Brain Vacation
Janus Burger