This week Jim returns to talk the French Revolutionary Calendar, melk, hysterical enactment, "spy" balloons, Wienermobile, Workers & Resources takedown, darkness retreating, and hate respect for Disney. And starring: Ricky Gervais as Sammy Pepys!

Hysterical enactment in Pennsylvania.

Balloons are flying all over Asufutimaehaehfutbw, c’mon man!

Someone neutered a Wienermobile.

Failed everywhere it’s tried, even on a computer.

Why can’t we have a normal quarterback?

All the ways Disney fools you… er, I mean…”immerses” you in “magic”.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

The Saint of Short Pants
Diphthong Talk
The Joy of Meat
Hate Respecting the Show Line
Scurvy Words