Scott's articles from this weeks episode:
And Scott has gotten back to us on how long it would take for Curiosity to reach Spirit, were it to try:
It's about 2200 kilometers (1375 miles). I described it being like driving from Toronto to Denver. One thing I forgot to look up, though, was Curiosity's top speed. That's only around 300 feet per hour, or about 1.3 miles a day. So, if the rover started driving and didn't stop, it'd take close to 4 years to get to Spirit. However, since they need line of sight to drive the rover from Earth, it can only drive when that side of Mars is facing Earth. So, at least double the time. Kinda sad, really.
Indeed. Poor Spirit :( You can read more about it here.
Akinator, the Web Genius, as heard on "Fun with Websites!". NerdBurger Labs has been able to independently confirm that given the correct input, in fact, Akinator works just fine :)