This week Craig and Mike are joined by guest Andy for a surprise double recording session. Topics include us sucking at recording (again), Ferris Bueller's Defending Your Life, our first NerdBurger Challenge, tattoos, news, and haikus.

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NerdBurger Labs had this to say:

"Your effing guess is as good as ours..."

Special thanks to Andy for sticking around during the hour he and Craig had to kill before going somewhere. Also special apologies to Andy for NerdBurger Labs and their screwy-ass equipment.

"HEEEEY!" -NerdBurger Labs

Bert Kaempfert was a German orchestra leader, songwriter, arranger and producer who had a major impact on music in the 60s. He wrote the music for a number of well-known songs, such as "Strangers in the Night", "Wooden Heart", and "Danke Schoen". "Danke Schoen", with words added by Kurt Schwabach and Milt Gabler, became Wayne Newton's signature song.

Nine times!

Nine Days!

...Other things with 9 in them!!! Possibly including this movie Andy mentioned in an alternate universe-version of this episode.

"I was into porn industry..." :-P * 'Defending Your Life' (U.S., 1991)

Yes, they're remaking Gremlins.

And yes, Hoyt Axton is dead.

Here's the Bruce Campbell book Craig loaned to Andy. Hey, when you were a kid, did you used to say "borrowed" instead of "loaned"? If so, you were a douchebag.

And speaking of douchebags (NerdBurger Labs: "HEEEY!"), here's our crappy beta-recording for this episode. Some good stuff is in there, we swear. First listener to prove they listened to the whole thing wins a prize! Submit your proof in the comments below.