There were only two things in this world that The Professor couldn't fix: the S.S. Minnow and his own kidneys. RIP, original MacGyver.
Also dead of kidney failure this (last?) week: TV's Reuben Kincaid. RIP, uh… guy on a show I didn't watch.
Hey, wouldn't it be great if we could constantly monitor the glucose levels of diabetics with an already commonly used medical appliance?!? Too bad Google couldn't find something that DIABETICS CAN ACTUALLY USE. But go ahead and keep giving them all of your personal information. I'm sure that's plenty safe.
What time is this year's Super Bowl kickoff? 4:19.99, dude!
A TV so smart that it's all the way back around to dumb again.
Neils Bohr is rolling in his grave.
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- A Cadre of Musical Trolls
- Corpse Style
- Celebrity Death Watch