Ando makes his triumphant return with an AndoCon 2015 announcement, news of things about which it is about friggin' time, not-magic rings, more indecent artwork, and a zombie cat. Also, we announce something special for next week's episode 100.

Next week is NerdBurger's 100th episode. To celebrate this milestone, we’re going to involve all of you. Here’s the rundown. We’ll be recording episode 100 of NerdBurger on Saturday, February 14th. Yes, we know that’s Valentine’s Day. It’s just how it worked out. We’ll be opening our Skype line to all of you at 11am EST on February 14th. If you want to call in, you need to go on Skype as soon as possible and request a contact with callnerdburger, all one word. We’ll accept contact with everyone who requests it. Starting at 10:30am EST on February 14th, you can try to call into the show. If you can’t get through at first, try again in five minutes or so. When you call in, you need to be wearing earbuds or headphones. If you don’t, our voices might loop from your speaker into your microphone and come back to us on a delay. If we hear our own voices on a delay, we will have to hang up on you. When you call in, bring us some content. Have something geeky you want to talk about for five minutes or so OR have some questions for us. We’ll let this segment run as long as we can so we can get to as many of you as possible. When callnerdburger goes offline, we’re done. Regular guests of the show can call in, but we’ll favor listeners over you. That said, we’ll try to get to everyone who tries to call in. If you can’t call in and still want to be part of episode 100, you can send questions to our Twitter account. Send your questions to @nerdburgershow before we start recording on Saturday. We’ll try to answer as many questions as possible during the show. So there you go. We look forward to interacting with as many of you as possible.

AndoCon 2015 will be held August 15-16, once again at the Atlanta Marriott Perimeter Center. NerdBurger will be there to record another "live" episode. Head on over to andocon.org for all the details.

And check out Ando jamming on his YouTube channel.

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This week's alternate episode titles were:

Earthworm Style
Penile Colloquialisms
Frank's Hot Sister