Check out Craig's latest article in Dungeon here. And by "check out" we mean "buy".
Minus IQ. It makes you dumber.
Thou shalt click hither to visiteth thine Bristol Renaissance Faire web-parchment. Or something. Also, check out these awesome photos of Craig as a Mexican Zombie and Rupert Friddle. Pimp.
And here is Patton Oswalt's bit on porn. Just substitute "website" for "magazine" and it'll bring everything up to date.