Norwegian fisherman finds creepy orange sex toy inside fish. Gaaahhhh.
Got blue eyes? You're related to Andy and Craig!
That a-e thingy is called "ash".
Can't sleep? You're slowly killing your brain!
Goonies 2, anyone? Richard Donner is 80, so they better get a-filmin'.
Do selfies cause mental illness? Of course not. They spread lice.
Got a magnetic rectum? Your dog does.
Flatulent cat disgusts new owner, gets returned.
Game of Goats. You're welcome.
NBC reeks of desperation. On a positive note, Mike did eventually remember that he watches Community and that it is the only thing he watches on NBC and will be until they cancel it, which will probably happen soon :(
This week's alternate episode titles were:
- Andy's Nipples Are So Hard